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    January 15, 2005

    All the President's balls

    As you undoubtedly know, there are several balls planned for W's inauguration, all with names like "Constitution Ball," "Freedom Ball," "Independence Ball," etc.

    Now, coming up with humorous names for fake "balls" is easier than shooting fish in the proverbial barrel.  ("Balls," get it?  Heh heh.)  Nonetheless, some of the jokes are pretty good.  The best one we've seen so far (from -- who else -- Wonkette):

    We have just one further suggestion: the Abu Ghraib Electrodes Attached to Your Ball.

    Hey, sounds fun!  Can I still get tickets?

    Posted by David at 08:30 PM in Random | Permalink

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